SYMPTOM OF THE UNIVERSE

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Friday, September 22, 2006

English Lessons In Japan part II

Weirder than Hentai...
Jimmy, you need to watch this and comment.

2 Comments:

  • At 2:43 PM, Blogger jimmy3000 said…

    Other than seeming to promote the acceptance of mugging as a national tradition in Japan a few thoughts came into mind

    1) Does the mugger look suspiciously like the "Gumby" character seen on Monty Pythons Flying Circus? (Michael Palin in Wellington boots and a sweater, and a napkin on his head, hitting himself with bricks.)
    only make believe…That you love me too…SMACK!!!

    2) Why do the aerobics girls not cry out for Ultra-Man, Mothera, Mr. Sparkle or Charlotte Johansen to come to the rescue.

    3) On a completely unrelated note, years ago in Korvettes (the store, not the car) a Korean kid kept bothering my sister saying in his very newly acquired English he did not like that there were two Elvis' (Presley and Costello) he thought the "big" Elvis was the real one, and why must the other one call himself Elvis? I was young, my sister was more confused than I was but she tried to remain polite, but the guy would not budge, he followed her around for a while still ranting about Elvis.

     
  • At 8:22 PM, Blogger Moo R. Squiddles said…

    Until Moo R. Squiddls broke the spell of confusion and topped it with a video of "Chocolate Doughnuts".

     

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