SYMPTOM OF THE UNIVERSE

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Thursday, July 06, 2006

ELVIS
Friday, July 7 and Saturday the 8th, come see The King... or KingS, I should say, in his little-known hometown of Ypsilanti.

This is two days full of Elvis imitators and, of course, Elvis himself. He's mixed in with all the impersonators so it's up to you to pick out The King.

This event scares me. Hey, I like The King as much as the next hot dog eatin American. It's the people who come to these things that I'm worried about.

At the website, I just viewed a montage of pictures, and one of them was of a fucking clown, so there you go case and point: it's the fuckers who attend that screw the whole thing up.

http://mielvisfest.com/

1 Comments:

  • At 9:10 AM, Blogger jimmy3000 said…

    Will there be chocolate doughnuts at said shindig?

    is MI pulling an NY and removing all naughty foods from their fare streets?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5169234.stm
    and why do NYC hobo's demand I give them money for Starbucks coffee? It would be cheaper just buying them a case of Boones Farm!

     

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