Figures of the Abraham Lincoln family, from left, Tad (Aka Shoot 'em n' Skin 'em) , Robert (Aka Lil George Dubahya), Mary (Aka The good lord tole’ me to beat you chillin’!) , Abraham (Aka Gangsta "A", L.I.N.K to tha PontiaKKK, ‘A’ Dawg, Help me Spock!, M.C. Pants-less, and "His feets was too big!") and Willie (Aka I'm wearing girlie knickers!), are shown standing in front of the 1861 White House at the Abraham Lincoln Presidential Museum in Springfield, Ill., Thursday, March 24, 2005. The grand opening and dedication of the museum is Tuesday April 19. The library portion of the $83.5 Billion complex houses one of the world's largest collections of Lincoln documents, socks, his stuffed Japanese Weasel "Mr. Charlie” given to him by the grand Kung-Fu master of Norway and artifacts, from letters, stipplings and e-mails he wrote as a young certified Citrix reseller to an original copy of the Gettysburg Address (123 Gettysburg street)



File It opened in October. The museum portion is geared toward the general public. It seeks to educate them by grabbing their attention with special effects, thrill rides and Abe Lincolns "Circular Saws of Death and Dismemberment for those no-good A-rabs.


Man! How spooky is that! April 19th! That's not coincidence; Him and his crazy old lady are coming to get us!