Jimmy 3000 comes clean. (and boy does it feel swell!)

Q: Who did you vote for in 1988
A: I didn't vote for anyone. I voted against Bush sr.

Q: and in 1992 and 1996
A: The fat version of Hippa. The guy who got special sauce on the intern. Name escapes me.

Q: Are you a Republican?
A: Yea... but not when I vote.

Q: Not when you vote! What about the eight years of G.W.B?
A: I voted for the head in a jar from Futurama, but he is funnier in his cartoon form, he should have had his head cut and put in the jar, and the Supreme Court would have HAD to vote him in. Then I voted for Fred Gwynn and the guy who had sex with North Carolina. I wanted to like GWB after 9/11. I was behind him, only I did not realize he had pulled my pants off and never offered a reach around. The whole trip wrote itself out like a drunken fratboy at a party that stumbles in a room with a girl passed out on the bed and he sees it as an oppertunity. If I was a Republican then 2001 - 2008 just ruined it for me and it shames me to think the party of Lincoln and T.R. has become that drunken fratboy who thinks copping a feel on a passed out freshman is as cool like Dave Matthews breaking into a 72 minute version of Richie Havens "Freedom" from the 1969 Woodstock Festival.

Q: John McCain
A: Viva El Presedente'. My Homie, mah strobie: B'Rock.