SYMPTOM OF THE UNIVERSE

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Thursday, April 28, 2005

I told Tommy his excessive and improper use of our nation’s libraries would not go unnoticed. The article says it will target the homeless, but it targets Tommy who is very smelly (And that guy at the GBV show at Irving Plaza, I think he bathed in a large vat of Irving Plaza X-tra sharp Pussfurt before he steamed into the crowd.). Librarians have better things to do than smell odorous people, there are terrorists who need their ISP’s to plan naughty things that need their protection, and grown men who web surf for things like “Plushies”, “Man-Diapers” and the dreaded “www.cakefart.com” in plain view of children who have come to hear a reading of “Heather has two daddies” as “Fox in Sox” has been deemed to disturbing for their young minds.



HOUSTON (AP) - Those who want to browse books at Houston's public libraries should get enough sleep, eat and bathe before they begin to peruse the shelves.

On Wednesday, the City Council passed a series of library regulations that some say are an attempt to discourage homeless people from visiting the public buildings.

Library officials said people have been using the libraries as temporary shelters, restaurants and changing stations. The new ordinance prohibits sleeping on tables, eating, using restrooms for bathing and "offensive bodily hygiene that constitutes a nuisance to others."

Two council members voted against the ordinance, saying it was a direct attack on the homeless.

"I understand what they're trying to do, but when you start targeting a community like the homeless, I think that's poor policy," council member Ada Edwards said.

Mayor Bill White said there have been several complaints from the public about abuse of the city's libraries.

4 Comments:

  • At 12:20 AM, Blogger tom said…

    Regarding the unspeakable Cakefart.com site, I have never been so repulsed by such an idea as naked women squatting over a cake and releasing a rippling torrent of molecular ass upon said item to be consumed by an eager degenerate. Such filth like this ought to be regulated and possibly banned. It almost sounds as if Jimmy actually had something to do with the inception of this site...

     
  • At 12:37 AM, Blogger tom said…

    In addition, I take umbrage in the fact that one such as Jimmy 3k mounts the soapbox to expound upon the validity and reasoning behind the Texas legislature's zero-tolerance policy on wafting 'taint bouquets in such esteemed institutions such as public libraries. Readers take note; this judgement is handed down from a person who consumes red onions as one would eat an apple. In addition he has been known to smear pressed garlic under his chin [in the absence of vampyres!] and treat his sneering visage to a warm limberger masque. I recall a room-destroying fart once committed in 1995 by the above subject in the midst of an alleged stomach ailment that made an inhabitant of that accused room physically ill, which despite being the supplier, he vehemently took the position of denyer [sic].

    Stuff and nonsense I say! Cruel and unusual!

     
  • At 3:44 PM, Blogger Moo R. Squiddles said…

    You should ask him about the penis vodka incident....

     
  • At 11:04 PM, Blogger tom said…

    Penis Vodka?
    Is this something that you have quaffed as well? Is this some darkly peverse act involving chaotic jets of urine?

    The running commentary here has thusfar never failed to provide a furrowed brow and scratch of the chin. I have gone from being disturbed by sheer smelliness to being bothered somewhat by asses "jetpacking" over baked goods to currently seeing the "plushy" deviancy for what it is whilst noting that Jimmy invokes this bizarre fetish every 3-4 months. There are people [mostly, if not only men] that enjoy penetrating and dropping nut into a stuffed animal, doll, toy, what ever. As funny as it may seem, when I enter Jimmy's lair unannounced and see him scrambling to conceal a sock-monkey, I know that our world was created by a humorous trickster.

    Back to the penis vodka... you should ask him about Ohio Sit-ups.

     

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